Self-made thousandaire. Professional Honey Boo Boo impersonator. Amateur giraffe rider. Maxi dress collector. Occasionally NSFW. Knows there’s no place like home. List maker. Especially gifted napper. Hobbies include: breakfast, elevensies, brunch, lunch, 2nd lunch, dinner, late night drinks, & bacon. Dreams of one day transplanting her hometown to the outskirts of Los Angeles so she doesn’t have to fly home for Christmas.